We've all been there
more times than we care
the thought of "Why me?"
seized by the need to pee.
It's a piss mission.
An expedition
a human tradition
not safe for television.
You'll never see one on the air
never in the news or stories they share
cuz it comes out of nowhere
with no warning like a solar flare.
It doesn't take a physician.
to know if someone is on a piss mission.
You can tell by their potty dance, rendition.
as they look for a bathroom with, ambition.
It's a piss mission.
an expedition
a painful condition
for human emission.
You feel like you might explode
when you really gotta go.
OH NO! There is a line.
I can hold it but will I be fine?
Piss mission, piss mission, piss mission...
Piss mission, piss mission, piss mission...
Situation reaches critical mass.
You find a toilet at last.
You take your time to take your piss.
No one has ever felt a greater bliss.
Don't forget the victory flush.
Someone else might be in a rush.
Wash your hands after you excrete.
Your piss mission is now complete.
Piss mission, piss mission, piss mission...
Piss mission, piss mission, piss mission...
Your piss mission is now complete…
Well, until next time anyways...right?
about
This single has a glorious back story. But for the time being, I will have it remain a mystery. Fear not, listeners, no failed piss missions occurred during the production of this song. This song was recorded live in one take. Hence the simplicity of only words and guitar. There is video evidence of this performance but that too shall remain a mystery for now. I hope you enjoy this song as much as I liked creating it. Please check out the music video and share it with friends. Thank you for supporting my work!
May all your piss missions be successful!
- Pen
credits
released January 9, 2022
Piss Mission was created by Pen Guin with Vocal Arrangement by Amanda Restivo
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